Meghan.

whoneedsafancyname:

So I’ve been thinking

And I want a sugardaddy/sugarmommy for a few reasons:

• I want more tattoos and have lots of ideas already.
• It’s getting cold and I want warmer clothes.
• Bills and food take up most of my paychecks.
• Drugs.

Now let me tell you why I’d be a good sugarbaby:

• I’m cute as shit.
• I’m always on my phone so we can always chat.
• I’m sassy so I’ll make you feel young ;)
• I’m bisexual so it’ll be entertaining.
• I’m CUTE as shit!

I have one condition:

CASH APP / GIFTCARDS ONLY!

• You will not get any bank info out of me; plot twist: I don’t even have a bank account.

If you are genuinely interested, message me; respect is a must, don’t be disgusting.

highoffculture:

(via wincestismyguiltypleasure)

esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

(via punk-rock-handjob)

incorrect-hp:

hermione: i haven’t gotten an F since i failed recess in second grade. “teachers need a break too, Hermione.”

incorrect-hp:

hermione: i’ve only had crookshanks for a day, but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

alexander:

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

(via tyleroakley)

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